hey there I'm Josh,19, single, and this is my blog, I'm wildly mediocre

What’s in a name? That which we call a cunt by any other name would smell like fish

Oh right and I have no hair

Oh right and I have no hair

I started growing a lame beard

I started growing a lame beard

notpetewentz:

Make Me Choose:
↳   high-functioning-asgardian asked: Fall Out Boy or Panic! at the Disco?

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

Attempting to be cute

Anonymous asked: “How is your quest young sir”

Pft quest I don’t know what yore talking about

Anonymous asked: “why don't people just fuck off about your ex the past is the past, you two are moving on so why can't your followers?”

Finally someone else said it, thank you

Anonymous asked: “Did u ask ur ex to sit on your face”

I didn’t ask anyone to sit on my face, and on too of that no it was not my ex

Anonymous asked: “Lets ride elephants together!”

Okay!!!

zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

Anonymous asked: “Can I come over and watch Disney and take a seat on your face??”

You may

Anonymous asked: “Hey nice ear lobes wanna fuck?”

Haha uh okay

Had a good weekend with good people